Which do you want me to be?
There are people I don’t like in my house and they’re not even family. Is there some kind of forcefield I can put up to keep people I don’t like away???
Martin Sensmeier, Native American (Tlingit and Koyukon-Athabascan Tribes) actor/model.
THIS GUY IS BACK ON MY DASH
with his hair
yo this man is fine BUT i’m really jealous of his hairs. like omg how is it so pretty and long?
Oh good lord. Not even just the hair. I’ll take everything about this man, thanks.
This guy looks like a video game character.
You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.
imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun
Seeing Stonehenge as a British kid basically involves driving past a caravan that’s flipped onto a car, your dad dad driving around the Welcome Break car park for 15 minutes before he finds the exit after stopping to buy some overpriced Ginsters, and getting stuck in traffic next to Stonehenge for about 2 hours on the A303 because your dad didn’t think skirting around it on the A36 through Salisbury was a good idea despite it being a bank holiday weekend.
It’s less thrilling than it seems.
why look at a bunch of fucking rocks when you can become a pokemon master
Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
op deserves to be stoned for this
My good lord this dude is militantly killing music as we know it. So goooooood.
This is the single best post I’ve ever seen.
Parents need to teach their children these man tips.
how real men do it
Let’s play a game called “how many times will my sister play Backseat Serenade while she’s home?”
Twice so far.
Your boyfriend eating the pussy:
Me eating the pussy: